you’re just like any other boy.
yes mom, i’m still a stoner.
I don’t know why anyone would question my waitressing ability.
I used to deal with a hundred drunks and serve food and drinks to everyone, while bussing tables and making shots, breaking up fights and telling dirty jokes all at the same time. by myself.
now give me a fucking job.
Free City Collective is coming to my town. I am going to cry, puke and then cry some more. This is what I do when i’m excited.
“how did I spend a hundred dollars last night?!”
-you had three beers in your hand all night…
“I dont like lines.”
let me occupy your mind like you do mine.
I suggest that you listen to the new black keys album.