you’re just like any other boy.
yes mom, i’m still a stoner.
I don’t know why anyone would question my waitressing ability.
I used to deal with a hundred drunks and serve food and drinks to everyone, while bussing tables and making shots, breaking up fights and telling dirty jokes all at the same time. by myself.
now give me a fucking job.
Free City Collective is coming to my town. I am going to cry, puke and then cry some more. This is what I do when i’m excited.
“how did I spend a hundred dollars last night?!”
-you had three beers in your hand all night…
“I dont like lines.”
I suggest that you listen to the new black keys album.
“Why Are you moving to fernie lindsay?!”
”- Oh you know so I can snowboard and hike every single day!!”
“Oh sorry I thought you said so you can smoke cigarettes and drinking all day”
“-You know me to well ben.”
Praying someone will employ me.
This weeks episode of The Walking Dead gets a B-
The only reason it scored so high was because someone finally got laid on it.
Good job Gleen, that bitch is hot.
it’s the most wonderful time of the year.
i’ve got the moves like jagger.
why do people think it’s okay to remake a good thing?